…that you should not marry for money since you can borrow it cheaper?
…that you should be wary of the man who doesn’t talk and a dog that doesn’t bark?
…that Nathaniel Hawthorne lost his government job and came home depressed but his wife put paper and pen on a table and said, “Now you will be able to write your book”? (Scarlet Letter)
…that men should be more concerned about losing their heads than losing their hair?
…that finally the New England Journal of Medicine asked for tracing and registering of HIV carriers?
…that if you laugh alone the world will think you are an idiot?
…that it is as bad as you think and they are out to get you?
…that women soldiers can’t throw a hand grenade outside its blast radius?
…that hand grenades should come in two strengths, color coded pink and blue for obvious reasons?
…that inept, incompetent and insane judges have ruled that convicted felons and boozers have a “right” to be hired like normal people?
…that some entertainers are so ugly they look like they fell from an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?
…that if teachers taught, why haven’t preacher praught?
…that when a house burns up, it really burns down?
…that when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible?
…that marriage may be an institution, but it’s not a reform school?
…that you are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing?
…that you should be kind to your kids since they will choose your nursing home?
…that there’s nothing quite as empty as a stuffed shirt?
…that temper is a funny thing that spoils children, ruins men and strengthens steel?
…that a just war is better than an unjust peace?
…that a pastor I know discontinued long sermons because of his throat: some people threatened to cut it?
…that I’m not surprised at man’s evil, but I am amazed at his lack of shame?
…that Jesus Christ is still the hope of the world?
Fact, Fraud or Faith?
by Don Boys, Ph.D.
Only an uninformed fanatic says that evolution or creation can be proved scientifically. Christians believe in creationism because we believe in the veracity of the Bible but we also have scientific evidence to support our position. In every debate I’ve had with evolutionary scientists, the arrogant, asinine accusation is made, “Well, evolution is scientific while creationism is religion.” Evolution is about as scientific as a voodoo rooster plucking ceremony in Haiti. Almost.