If we are going to have any sense of security in a world dominated by fools, fanatics, and fascists then we must crawl into the minds of Muslim fanatics and try to “work their system.” I think I have succeeded in doing that and might be able to suggest a plan that could assure a lengthy, mutual, but unsteady peace.
It is time to stop playing games and get serious about the Muslim threat to all decent, free people everywhere, especially in America. We can continue to bomb them and put missiles into their caves but they will keep coming and will continue to come. I suggest we use their religion to defeat them or at least keep them at bay. It is impossible to permanently defeat totalitarians since they continue to crawl out of caves and have done so since the beginning of time. Let’s do what other national leaders have done to defeat Muslim fanatics.
Just before the September 11, 2001 Muslim terrorist attacks on New York City, Washington, D.C. and Pennsylvania, Deputy Israeli Police Minister Gideon Esra suggested in the Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot that Palestinian suicide bombers be buried in pig skin! That is reminiscent of General “Black Jack” Sherman’s alleged execution of six Muslim rebels in the Philippines in the early 1900s following the end of the Spanish American War. It is said, although without authentication, that he killed six Muslim rebels with bullets dipped in hog fat, wrapped the bodies in pig skins, dumped pig entrails over them and buried them face down so they could not face Mecca. That ended the insurrection.
In 1857, India was still Britain’s most impressive colonial jewel after their loss of the 13 colonies in North America in the late 1700s. Usually a small number of British troops occupied an area; however, they were greatly enhanced by sepoys or native soldiers in Britain’s service. Those troops were Muslim or Hindu and both reacted irrationally to cows (Hindus) and pigs (Muslims). Britain manufactured cartridges for their new Enfield rifle that had to be bitten before they could be inserted into the gun’s muzzle. A problem developed when the native sepoys, serving in the British Army, heard that the cartridges were greased with pig and cow fat. Those native soldiers refused to “bite the bullet” resulting in unrest and animosity between the British and the Indians. The Indians were stripped of their uniforms followed by mutiny, murder, and massacre. The once-faithful sepoys seized the prison, released the prisoners, killed the British officers, and marched on Delhi.
The valley of the Ganges was in turmoil. The mutineers entered Delhi and killed every European they saw. About 3,000 British troops occupied a ridge overlooking the city and for weeks held the ridge against an enemy thought to be 30 times their number. Finally the city fell to the British.
Winston Churchill wrote that at Cawnpore “there was a horrible massacre” when 900 British and faithful Indians were attacked by 3,000 sepoys. The 900 men, women, and children were promised safe conduct out of the city but were butchered as they left. Some were cut up and cast into a well. The British took vengeance here and other places blowing mutineers out of cannon alive or sewing them inside the skins of cows and pigs. Sewing them in animal skins sent a message to other rebels of their possible fate. The British took advantage of their opponents’ religious superstition.
While there is no guarantee of anything except God’s salvation, taking advantage of the Muslims’ superstitions could save many lives and maybe the destruction of American cities.
The President should speak to the United Nations in a message to Muslims everywhere: “We don’t hate Muslims and we want to live in peace with them at home and abroad; however, we will no longer permit innocent Americans to be butchered anywhere in the world. Moreover, we will not permit any further terrorist actions against our nation.
“Therefore, hear this warning from the Oval Office, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the U.S. Congress. The next time an American hostage is killed by Muslim terrorists or after the next attack upon our nation, excepting a lone wolf attack, the U.S. will bomb the sacred Kaaba in Mecca. At that time we will also bomb the holy cities of Mecca and Medina with pig poop from Iowa–the hog capital of the nation. There will be no warning other than this one. Within 24 hours of a Muslim attack, the U.S. will act. There will be time for the faithful followers to flee falling fertilizer and time for any imams and clerical workers to flee the actual bombing of the Kaaba.
“This plan is already in place and is irrevocable like the law of the Medes and Persians ‘that changeth not.’ Concerning this issue we will not dicker, discuss, or debate. May Jehovah God bless America.”
I refuse to be responsible if any fool holds his breath for this to happen!
No Muslim sect would want to be responsible for the bombing of the Kaaba or the desecration of their two holy cities with pig poop. Every Muslim in the world would get the message: attack Americans and pennies won’t fall from Heaven but pig poop will. Let’s put Porky Pig to work for freedom. It may not work but then the present plan isn’t working either!
Try my plan. There is power in poop, especially pig poop from Iowa.
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The God Haters
Angry Atheists, Shallow Scholars, Silly Scientists, Pagan Preachers & Embattled Evolutionists Declare War Against Christians
by Don Boys, Ph.D.
Angry Atheists, Shallow Scholars, Silly Scientists, Pagan Preachers, and Embattled Evolutionists are, of necessity, attacking the Bible for if they can denounce, deny, distort, and denigrate it, they will win more converts to atheism. They have been waging this war for a few years and most of us have ignored their books, television interviews, and university debates because they have just been more of the typical dog and pony shows that the most fanatical God haters have created for centuries. They want a fight, and while I consider atheists to be unimpressive fools, I’m willing to take them on. No quarter asked or given.